I will be doing requests for Aux calls (Snake's calls to people). Now, I am only one man, so please don't flood me with a lot of requests at one time. I have a few rules, but these are to make them more like you want to.

You must tell me:
Who is Snake calling in about?
Who did he call?
Anything else that might be needed.
Simple enough, right?

Just to keep this clear right now, I am not making sound files/movies, I am simply writing the text, which means you should not do that.

In the next post I will put two examples from Weegee and shy guy about Weegee and shy guy. Enjoy.

After you do that, make one for Waluigi, please. Let's say he called Colonel.

Weegee's:

Snake: Otacon, who is this guy?
Otacon: That's Weegee, Snake.
Snake: Don't you mean "Luigi?"
Otacon: Sadly no. Snake, don't look into his eyes...
Snake: What, why!?
Otacon: They will paralyze you where you stand, which gives him an opportunity for him to give you his worst.
Snake: How do I fight him?
Otacon: The only way is to get him to gaze upon himself, with something such as a mirror...
Otacon: Too bad you're not Pit...
Snake: ...
Otacon: Snake, you there?
Pit: Hey, what are you- ack!
Snake: I've got the shield!
Otacon: ...Snake, what did you-
Snake: Nothing. I have the shield, that's all you need to know...
Otacon: ...You didn't kill him did you?
Snake: He's an angel. He's already dead.
Otacon: ...
Snake: Otacon, you there? Otacon? Otacooooonn!?

Shy guy's:

Snake: Colonel, who is that little guy?
Colonel: That's a Shy Guy, Snake.
Snake: A who?
Colonel: Originally appearing in Doki Doki Panic, they have since become associated with Mario.
Snake: So they- Wait, what? Why Mario?
Colonel: Because, in America, Doki Doki Panic was changed to Super Mario Bros. 2, because Miyamoto thought the real Mario 2 was too hard for Americans and would cause a loss in interest for the series.
Snake: ...
Colonel: Snake? Are you listening?
Snake: I only asked who he was, and you give me a lesson on video games...
Colonel: Yeah, well I- Snake, look out, it's Metal Gear REX!
Snake: What? Why didn't you tell me sooner!?
Colonel: Snake, I may be the last person you ever talk to, I just want to say- Snake?
Snake: Jesus, that wasn't REX, it wasn't even a Metal Gear!
Jesus: Sorry bro.
Colonel: Budget cuts! I blame budget cuts! ...Was that Jesus!?
Snake: Yeah, he and I go way back. Anyway, back to the Shy thing.
Colonel: Right, Shy Guys can come in several forms, including fly guy and boom guy.
Snake: ...So what can this normal one do?
Colonel: It will take one heart off your life meter if it touches you when your y is higher than or equal to its own.
Snake: And what if my y is lower?
Colonel: You will stand on its head, and be able to pick it up and throw it.
Snake: ...That seems like an odd weakness.
Colonel: It takes all kinds, Snake. It takes all kinds...

*clap* Yay! Now do Waluigi's, please.

Mine was boring....

Waluigi:

Snake: Who is this guy, Colonel? He seems so familiar...
Colonel: Ah, I see you're fighting Waluigi, Snake.
Snake: Waluigi? The Wario of Luigi?
Colonel: Yes, the one in the same.
Snake: What is he doing here? He's only an assist trophy? Right?
Colonel: ...
Snake: Colonel, what's happening?
Colonel: Snake, I fear this Brawl you are fighting on may have been hacked...
Snake: Hacked!? Then how do I beat him?
Colonel: I'm afraid there is nothing I can tell you, seeing as they could have done anything else to the game...
Colonel: We should get you out of there before things get worse...
Snake: Pika pika!
Colonel: My God, I'm already too late!
Snake: Pika- CHUUUUU!
Snake: Colonel, help me...
Colonel: Don't worry Snake, I've already called tech support! You'll be back to your old self in no time!
Snake: Pika!
???: Hello, I'd like to place an order!
Colonel: What?
???: Yeah, I'd like two chocolate shakes, four cheeseburgers, and one vanilla shake. Thank you.
Colonel: What am I, McDonald's or something, this is an official government line!
Colonel: ...
Snake: Pika.
Colonel: You're telling me!

Who is Snake calling in about?: Pikachu!!!
Who did he call?: colenal
Anything else that might be needed.: ....idk
Simple enough, right?: thats not what pika says

Snake: Colonel, what is this yellow thing?
Colonel: That's a Pikachu, Snake. It's the electric rat pokémon. According to this red hunk of plastic, "it lives in forests with others. It stores electricity in the pouches on its cheeks."
Snake: So it's electric? *dance from the late 80's*
Colonel: Yes, be careful. It can-
Snake: Oh my- It's got the Smash ball! And it's using it!
Colonel: S-a-e, -e -a-e-u-!
Snake: Colonel, you're breaking up!
Colonel: -h- s-a-i-c -u-t -e -u-t-n- o-f -h- w-v-s!
Snake: I can't- wait, it's done...
Colonel: Can you hear me now?
(Snake: Yeah)
Colonel: Good.

I'm bored. I'll do Luigi.

Snake: Colonel, it's Luigi. How do I beat him?
Colonel: He's the best.
Colonel: You can't beat him.
Bowser: I can't even beat him.
Snake: Why not?
Chuck Norris: Because I trained him.

hmmmmm

do.... DR.HOBO!!!

Dr. Hobo..? Do Homer Simpson
: )

ehhhhh, do wiiman!

Do 117!